I'm fearing the way how DarDar drives

Everytime I drive he screams at me
That's coz I am too near the car in front
Or other only he-can-think reasons

When he drives at 80km/hr on small road
Honks people when he is impatient
Accelerate at bends
I kept quiet

Until I couldnt take it anymore

I told him off coz he's risking my life together with him
Yes, marriage vows say till death do us part
But not accidental death

This evening
We wanted to head to town for dinner
But the road was very congested
& so cars were sipping through available gaps in next lane

Apparently
DarDar is starting off
& the car next to us did not signal as he overtook our lane & to the side
So we were like so close to kissing his CRV ass

DarDar honked him
& winded down the window & asked him why he didnt signal
The man was angry and replied 'Why people can overtake I cant overtake?'

Which I think he's not answering the question properly
& he starting scolding DarDar saying he doesnt know how to drive
The bitch beside him was screaming 'Donno how to drive just shut up'

I told DarDar just shut it up
Firstly I didnt wanna start an arguement after work
Secondly we dont gain anything but anger

When the green light turned
DarDar sped in front & overtook him

& then
The CRV hit us on the right!!!!

CHAO CHEE BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHEEBYE MIDDLE AGE MAN SO SMALL GAS
MUST BE THAT CHEEBYE BITCH
HE THINK HIS BUMPER RUBBED US NOTHING HAPPEN AH?
I CAN REPORT YOU HIT & RUN LOH!
CHAO CHEE BYE
YOU BULLY MY HONDA CIVIC!
I NEVER LET YOU KISS MY ASS CONSIDER I GENEROUS LIAO
THINK YOU CRV BIG MEANS REALLY BIG AH?
SMALL GAS PEOPLE DRIVING BIG CAR = DWARF WEARING KING'S CLOTHES

I was petrified and angry at the same time
Petrified coz this is my 1st time engaging an arguement
and we are amatuer drivers that wouldnt be able to win should we fight
Angry coz he hit my civic with childish behaviour

HELLO!!!!
50 years old guy come play bumper car on Singapore Road
You think everyone's blind on a congested road in town?

Luckily
My civic only suffered superficial abrasion & bruises
Which can be recovered using Turtle Wax

As for him
I got down his plate number

I'm sorry Mr Chao Chee Bye
You're not gonna make your way back to Singapore from Malaysia with your CRV
You may try selling your bitch to some corrupted mata
Probably they can just return you your steering wheel

Kinda spoil my Thursday night

I'd told DarDar to drive safely
And reminded him to give way at all times even if the person is wrong
Honks should only be used in case of emergency warning

I hope those gets into his brains

Otherwise
I think I'll just stick to my yellow bendy Mercedes